spider noises spider noises spider noises

when i live in a mansion this won't matter as much but right now it does and so i am in communication w da Spirit of Spider™ in an effort to express dominion over my tiny ass living space! i know it's getting chilly outside but no spiders are allowed in my room. and i ended up yelling at this spider on my wall saying that if i really truly absolutely need to be seeing a spider around, for some fancy cosmic reason, they can show up

• in the living room or literally any other room in the house besides where i SLEEP
• at work (it's a historic building! that's more of a spider's aesthetic if you ask me)
• in spooky halloween decor, let's get festive b
• scrolling through stock photography. that's happened already
• vriska memes
• yea i really did say vriska memes didn't i smh