Wow! I love being a very gay adult with disposable income!!!
i went onto facebook just now, at 11 at night, to make a stupid post about how much i love my cat and also tell facebook settings to stop giving me push notifications when heidi uploads a photo bc they are all just compressed memes about how much she doesn't give a fuck about cussing in front of your grandma rah rah rah
i did neither bc i got distracted learning that my mostly bogus self-indulgent straight-girl crush is running for miss arizona and i can totally pay $100 to vote for her if i wanted to
well technically i can pay $1 to vote for her. because one vote is only a dollar. but i guess you get a discount for bulk votes. and i mean they are giving me options...
i went onto facebook just now, at 11 at night, to make a stupid post about how much i love my cat and also tell facebook settings to stop giving me push notifications when heidi uploads a photo bc they are all just compressed memes about how much she doesn't give a fuck about cussing in front of your grandma rah rah rah
i did neither bc i got distracted learning that my mostly bogus self-indulgent straight-girl crush is running for miss arizona and i can totally pay $100 to vote for her if i wanted to
well technically i can pay $1 to vote for her. because one vote is only a dollar. but i guess you get a discount for bulk votes. and i mean they are giving me options...
wow please get around more bitch
May. 30th, 2019 04:19 pmaliexpress makes dumb rec lists of junk it thinks i'll like based on surfing history (luv you aliexpress but they're bad) and my first corny thought when i saw this was

aw, really? like do you think so bc i like them too! 💗
my second thought was that terezi pyrope would absolutely wear those ugly ass slides js

aw, really? like do you think so bc i like them too! 💗
my second thought was that terezi pyrope would absolutely wear those ugly ass slides js
big fat lesbian mood, am i right ladies?
May. 24th, 2019 08:01 amthis is nsfw but not in a fun or sexy way (just an embarrassing way lmao) ( uuughttdgj )
also the quesadilla i had was bomb af
May. 12th, 2019 07:31 pm
♡ happy mother's day i love and celebrate everyone exuding Mom Energy out there, whether they are a mother or not ♡
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Mar. 13th, 2019 01:53 pmthe tarot, for like the past five days in a row each time i ask about A Girl: like she digs you but she's not gonna do anything about it and frankly you've got a hundred more important things to worry about than her flaky and oblivious ass
me, indignant and affection starved: we both know you're right but just in case she changes her mind imma ask again tomorrow js
me, indignant and affection starved: we both know you're right but just in case she changes her mind imma ask again tomorrow js
me? lonely!?
Mar. 13th, 2019 01:31 amvery cool first date ideas!
💘 we're on a beach, in soaked linens, as i watch her carve pearls out of the oyster we just found in the sea together with a custom ornate blade and we create a unique sigil with the bumpy pearls and fistfulls of earth like fistfulls of hair and of flesh in simple pure moments of connected bliss in the wet sand an emblem not only in space but in each step of it's creation representing our love story from beginning to unmet yet end and aphrodite herself emerges from the sea born again in each moment of romance manifest anew and annoints our hands with her tears as our fingers intertwine and in that instant every cell in our bodies and every grain of sand sticking to our skin and the mineral and the sea and the air around us become a sacred whole through each dimension, the newly christened Only Goal for our mundane bodies moving on in our mundane lives to find within ourselves every new day we awaken amidst the clunky obstacles of this physical plane knowing there is more than this and we have already been it from the initial instant we existed as aphrodite melts back into the sea leaving a kiss atop each of our heads and reaches the waves that guide her home through our toes one last time taking our sigil of pearls with her
💘 we make rice crispy treats and watch every monster high movie (except maybe the reboot but i'm flexible)
💘 i introduce her to my cat and we wiggle yarn for him to chase while talking about our mental wellness goals
💘 we're on a beach, in soaked linens, as i watch her carve pearls out of the oyster we just found in the sea together with a custom ornate blade and we create a unique sigil with the bumpy pearls and fistfulls of earth like fistfulls of hair and of flesh in simple pure moments of connected bliss in the wet sand an emblem not only in space but in each step of it's creation representing our love story from beginning to unmet yet end and aphrodite herself emerges from the sea born again in each moment of romance manifest anew and annoints our hands with her tears as our fingers intertwine and in that instant every cell in our bodies and every grain of sand sticking to our skin and the mineral and the sea and the air around us become a sacred whole through each dimension, the newly christened Only Goal for our mundane bodies moving on in our mundane lives to find within ourselves every new day we awaken amidst the clunky obstacles of this physical plane knowing there is more than this and we have already been it from the initial instant we existed as aphrodite melts back into the sea leaving a kiss atop each of our heads and reaches the waves that guide her home through our toes one last time taking our sigil of pearls with her
💘 we make rice crispy treats and watch every monster high movie (except maybe the reboot but i'm flexible)
💘 i introduce her to my cat and we wiggle yarn for him to chase while talking about our mental wellness goals
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Feb. 27th, 2019 11:25 amwow i sure love having crushy dreams on people i am not allowed to have crushes on!!! especially ones where the most scandalous thing that happens is you gently hold hands but even after you wake up your heart aches and you have goosebumps along your thighs and your lungs drip golden sparkles of longing upon your guts and inside the muscles of your hips now if that ain't just the most lesbian of me smh
this lil guy was sitting outside of a shop i had to pass twice today bc it's right by john's work and i was running around picking up and dropping off drag time posters for him (which "look great btw" hmnhm thanx) and i kept thinking about him and before i went home i literally like turned around to go take a picture of him he makes me cry

i guess he's a badger. i thought he was a bear until i read the price tag ($160 wooo) but the other big guys around him are bears. i like bears! but badgers are okay too~
i can't wait until i reach full wilderness lesbian status and have a sweet lil cottage in the woods to put this guy and a whole family in front of to guard our home and allow only tender and happy things past our threshold wow love it i'm tearing up a lil

i guess he's a badger. i thought he was a bear until i read the price tag ($160 wooo) but the other big guys around him are bears. i like bears! but badgers are okay too~
i can't wait until i reach full wilderness lesbian status and have a sweet lil cottage in the woods to put this guy and a whole family in front of to guard our home and allow only tender and happy things past our threshold wow love it i'm tearing up a lil
chokes on my own spit and dies
May. 21st, 2018 09:33 pmhonestly every time i'm like "now this is top tier #lesbian aesthetic and i'll never top myself" something even gayer happens and it's entirely my fault
whitney asked to come over early to hang out before we drove all the way out to pv (kill me i hate pv) together for shakesbeer (which i didn't hate so it's okay) and i didn't say no so i spent all morning cleaning my room lmao. which was good bc i honestly hate living in a mess and i know i had purposefully given up my claim over this space so i could leave it behind and when spooky shit happened i no longer had as powerful a say over tellin shit to hop tf outta my space bc it wasn't mine! i didn't own it!
anyway i found this old ass thing i wrote, probably in some group therapy session bc it was in my clinic binder w all my dbt handouts and crisis plans lmfao. and god it is just. the gayest shit. ( boy howdy )
whitney asked to come over early to hang out before we drove all the way out to pv (kill me i hate pv) together for shakesbeer (which i didn't hate so it's okay) and i didn't say no so i spent all morning cleaning my room lmao. which was good bc i honestly hate living in a mess and i know i had purposefully given up my claim over this space so i could leave it behind and when spooky shit happened i no longer had as powerful a say over tellin shit to hop tf outta my space bc it wasn't mine! i didn't own it!
anyway i found this old ass thing i wrote, probably in some group therapy session bc it was in my clinic binder w all my dbt handouts and crisis plans lmfao. and god it is just. the gayest shit. ( boy howdy )
you wanna know the ultimate #lesbian aesthetic tho bc boy howdy will i tell ya
literally on sunday i said the actual words "i don't have a crush on anybody right now so i don't care either way" in a conversation in which i found out somebody might have romantic feelings for me
and that very night i was like daydreaming about wearing coordinated outfits together for fancy events and her petting my cat all comfy and domestic like and going out to eat together and even like holding hands in PUBLIC and shit!!! ( nsfw alkfhd )
and i still don't even really have like a crush~ crush on her but we're new pals and i like her a lot and damn if a bitch gives any more hints i might just be on my way there js phew

literally on sunday i said the actual words "i don't have a crush on anybody right now so i don't care either way" in a conversation in which i found out somebody might have romantic feelings for me
and that very night i was like daydreaming about wearing coordinated outfits together for fancy events and her petting my cat all comfy and domestic like and going out to eat together and even like holding hands in PUBLIC and shit!!! ( nsfw alkfhd )
and i still don't even really have like a crush~ crush on her but we're new pals and i like her a lot and damn if a bitch gives any more hints i might just be on my way there js phew



hey here's a super universal and relatable feel: when you promised a deity to use an amount of money you asked of her for purchasing specific thing, part of which includes items in your etsy cart, and she totally pulled through but now your stalling a lil bc you're going back and forth between different specific items of the same concept just bc now that you're here and the purchase is here you wanna make real sure that this particular item clearly communicates to my target audience that i absolutely want pretty and funny and sweet ladies to flirt w me and maybe also marry me hey girl wassup call me


a dumb thing x2
Mar. 28th, 2018 08:38 pmSO i'm awkward in social situations sometimes. i absolutely know this. sometimes less than i want to admit like just to myself, i will be driving to a place feeling all confident and smooth and even plan out witty shit i am gonna say or whatever and then show up and am like yea nope, malfunction malfunction malfunction i forgot how to speak or walk the 100% right lmao whoops. but i know it, i do. i just don't think about it if i can help it lmao.
that's probably why i like being drunk so much. bc then i just act how i wish i could always act - the way i act around people i am very familiar and comfortable with, in a familiar and comfortable setting! if not a lil bit stupider than usual. but rly, just a bit
but even being drunk out of my fucking mind two weekends ago at my friend's birthday party could not save me. i did a dumb thing. a totally non-threatening, unharmful, completely goofy and embarrassing and silly and absolutely dweeby thing. ( smh )
that's probably why i like being drunk so much. bc then i just act how i wish i could always act - the way i act around people i am very familiar and comfortable with, in a familiar and comfortable setting! if not a lil bit stupider than usual. but rly, just a bit
but even being drunk out of my fucking mind two weekends ago at my friend's birthday party could not save me. i did a dumb thing. a totally non-threatening, unharmful, completely goofy and embarrassing and silly and absolutely dweeby thing. ( smh )
i just called myself a liquid lesbian on accident watch me steal ya girl w/o even having a solid form wassup
just kidding! ya girl isn't an object that can be stolen and i'm no home wrecker anyway i'm just a sad soggy gay that's upset i can't find a sweet gal bc i'm too nebulous and wobbly apparently boo hoo
just kidding! ya girl isn't an object that can be stolen and i'm no home wrecker anyway i'm just a sad soggy gay that's upset i can't find a sweet gal bc i'm too nebulous and wobbly apparently boo hoo