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Jun. 5th, 2018 10:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
venusundaei'm baking a cannoli cake for our ~luminescent lyricists meeting~ tomorrow (which is where whitney and brenna and i get together and try to write a monologue but rly just chat for hours and also reschedule a hundred times) and david is helping me (which means he hands me cinammon when i'm busy mixing and licks every bowl and utensil i finish with)
so memorable stupid david quotes from the night:
▷ i poured some of the topping on his hand so he can taste it and accidentally got it on like the entire length of his finger and he was like it "that's okay, just practice for the future" (no, neither of us know what that means)
▷ then "what if the cat actually like secretes ricotta cheese and that's why he licks himself all the time bc he just tastes so good."
▷ "ricatta"
▷ [insert the rest of the night talking about equivalent exchange of secreting then eating ricatta and other related weird shit]
honestly the night keeps going on and i can't even write down some of the shit this kid says and have it make sense lmfao i need a reality camera crew for him or something
so memorable stupid david quotes from the night:
▷ i poured some of the topping on his hand so he can taste it and accidentally got it on like the entire length of his finger and he was like it "that's okay, just practice for the future" (no, neither of us know what that means)
▷ then "what if the cat actually like secretes ricotta cheese and that's why he licks himself all the time bc he just tastes so good."
▷ "ricatta"
▷ [insert the rest of the night talking about equivalent exchange of secreting then eating ricatta and other related weird shit]
honestly the night keeps going on and i can't even write down some of the shit this kid says and have it make sense lmfao i need a reality camera crew for him or something
