a dumb thing x2
Mar. 28th, 2018 08:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
venusundaeSO i'm awkward in social situations sometimes. i absolutely know this. sometimes less than i want to admit like just to myself, i will be driving to a place feeling all confident and smooth and even plan out witty shit i am gonna say or whatever and then show up and am like yea nope, malfunction malfunction malfunction i forgot how to speak or walk the 100% right lmao whoops. but i know it, i do. i just don't think about it if i can help it lmao.
that's probably why i like being drunk so much. bc then i just act how i wish i could always act - the way i act around people i am very familiar and comfortable with, in a familiar and comfortable setting! if not a lil bit stupider than usual. but rly, just a bit
but even being drunk out of my fucking mind two weekends ago at my friend's birthday party could not save me. i did a dumb thing. a totally non-threatening, unharmful, completely goofy and embarrassing and silly and absolutely dweeby thing.
i was talking to this girl. she was pretty and had silver hair and we seemed to be on the same wavelength~ and we were getting along p well for how little we technically talked. i'm probably comparing that to another person at the party who, in front of everyone, said "no it's okay, we already shook hands and introduced ourselves, we know each other just fine already" when i tried to talk to her lmfao. but anyway. back to silver-haired girl. she said something about being a lesbian. i can't for the life of me remember what it was or how it even came up. "but that's fine bc i'm a lesbian"? or maybe "that why i'm a lesbian tho"??? nope. can't remember.
but it made me respond w enthusiasm! i was wearing a red and black plaid overshirt (by far the best quality of all my black and red plaid accessories lmao) and i gesticulated all over it saying something like "yes look at my plaid this is my only current lesbian calling card" lmao. then i continued to say "i need one of those double venus symbol necklaces or something so women know 'FLIRT WITH ME'" and at this i made a dramatic "come at me" sorta motion, squatting a lil, the works. it was big and loud.
and then. omg. so dumb. and then. she says to me "omg are you single?" and at the very same time, as i had been slowly making my drunken way into a standing position throughout these last few exchanges (allowing me the big and loud gestures of course) i make a dramatic hitchhiker thumb in the exact opposite direction from her, and say, at the very same time "i really need to pee." and i just left.
literally like six steps later, on the way to the bathroom, as i slumped into the door frame and also while sitting on the toilet and while washing my hands and while also pouring myself my next drink i was like "wait... stupid." why did i not answer. why did i not go back and answer. bc i'm dumb.
but it was just dumb! that's it! and i told whitney and brenna the story tonight thinking "oh, my friends would love to hear this silly story about me being dumb!" and now they are all gung ho about getting me together w her and whitney has wingwoman aspirations about it now and they even both texted the person whose house the party was at asking who the silver-haired girl was and to tell sylvia her name (it was karly apparently) and like lightly cyber stalked her facebook after finding out her name adjhfd i'm not 100% on the same page as them bc they think she was "obviously so into me" and was "totally asking [me] out" and i didn't see it that way (fully aware i might also be flaunting the #useless oblivious lesbian card dw) but it's funny and if they do end up inviting her to karaoke that would probably be fun.
idk. it's dumb but also funny! we'll see if anything happens lmao
that's probably why i like being drunk so much. bc then i just act how i wish i could always act - the way i act around people i am very familiar and comfortable with, in a familiar and comfortable setting! if not a lil bit stupider than usual. but rly, just a bit
but even being drunk out of my fucking mind two weekends ago at my friend's birthday party could not save me. i did a dumb thing. a totally non-threatening, unharmful, completely goofy and embarrassing and silly and absolutely dweeby thing.
i was talking to this girl. she was pretty and had silver hair and we seemed to be on the same wavelength~ and we were getting along p well for how little we technically talked. i'm probably comparing that to another person at the party who, in front of everyone, said "no it's okay, we already shook hands and introduced ourselves, we know each other just fine already" when i tried to talk to her lmfao. but anyway. back to silver-haired girl. she said something about being a lesbian. i can't for the life of me remember what it was or how it even came up. "but that's fine bc i'm a lesbian"? or maybe "that why i'm a lesbian tho"??? nope. can't remember.
but it made me respond w enthusiasm! i was wearing a red and black plaid overshirt (by far the best quality of all my black and red plaid accessories lmao) and i gesticulated all over it saying something like "yes look at my plaid this is my only current lesbian calling card" lmao. then i continued to say "i need one of those double venus symbol necklaces or something so women know 'FLIRT WITH ME'" and at this i made a dramatic "come at me" sorta motion, squatting a lil, the works. it was big and loud.
and then. omg. so dumb. and then. she says to me "omg are you single?" and at the very same time, as i had been slowly making my drunken way into a standing position throughout these last few exchanges (allowing me the big and loud gestures of course) i make a dramatic hitchhiker thumb in the exact opposite direction from her, and say, at the very same time "i really need to pee." and i just left.
literally like six steps later, on the way to the bathroom, as i slumped into the door frame and also while sitting on the toilet and while washing my hands and while also pouring myself my next drink i was like "wait... stupid." why did i not answer. why did i not go back and answer. bc i'm dumb.
but it was just dumb! that's it! and i told whitney and brenna the story tonight thinking "oh, my friends would love to hear this silly story about me being dumb!" and now they are all gung ho about getting me together w her and whitney has wingwoman aspirations about it now and they even both texted the person whose house the party was at asking who the silver-haired girl was and to tell sylvia her name (it was karly apparently) and like lightly cyber stalked her facebook after finding out her name adjhfd i'm not 100% on the same page as them bc they think she was "obviously so into me" and was "totally asking [me] out" and i didn't see it that way (fully aware i might also be flaunting the #useless oblivious lesbian card dw) but it's funny and if they do end up inviting her to karaoke that would probably be fun.
idk. it's dumb but also funny! we'll see if anything happens lmao
