this detox is going pretty weird but pretty well that's what i'm sayin

[venusundae]

i am so glad i ALKALIZED MY VESSEL for now i can eat an entire pineapple in one sitting, which i have always wished i could do! i also wake up with slightly fresher breath in the mornings than i once did. that will just come in the handiest if i ever desire to smooch another person who also has an ALKALIZED VESSEL before we have the mind to brush our goddamn teeth in the early morning hours :)

i am so glad i tried it! ALKALIZE YOUR VESSEL today!!!