Wow! I love being a very gay adult with disposable income!!!
i went onto facebook just now, at 11 at night, to make a stupid post about how much i love my cat and also tell facebook settings to stop giving me push notifications when heidi uploads a photo bc they are all just compressed memes about how much she doesn't give a fuck about cussing in front of your grandma rah rah rah
i did neither bc i got distracted learning that my mostly bogus self-indulgent straight-girl crush is running for miss arizona and i can totally pay $100 to vote for her if i wanted to
well technically i can pay $1 to vote for her. because one vote is only a dollar. but i guess you get a discount for bulk votes. and i mean they are giving me options...
i went onto facebook just now, at 11 at night, to make a stupid post about how much i love my cat and also tell facebook settings to stop giving me push notifications when heidi uploads a photo bc they are all just compressed memes about how much she doesn't give a fuck about cussing in front of your grandma rah rah rah
i did neither bc i got distracted learning that my mostly bogus self-indulgent straight-girl crush is running for miss arizona and i can totally pay $100 to vote for her if i wanted to
well technically i can pay $1 to vote for her. because one vote is only a dollar. but i guess you get a discount for bulk votes. and i mean they are giving me options...

