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venusundaeWELL. it has come to my attention that i made one (1) whole entire dick joke at heidi's wedding and now her husband (aw... husband) who i like knew in passing but was never very buddy buddy with thinks that that's just who i am right i'm the bitch who makes dick jokes.
that's not me! that's the opposite of me!!! i yell at everyone else when they make dick jokes! i don't even like dicks!
but there was a running gag over how heidi told her boss that her friend was letting her get married on her [deck] but accidentally spelled "dick" and he said "well it better be a big dick" or something stupid har har like that and i was really drunk to stave off a fourth weepy panic attack after i'd finally composed myself so while heidi was being sappy and thanking kimberly for letting us into her home and her family and her life i said "and on your dick"
and now that's his entire impression of me cries a lil
that's not me! that's the opposite of me!!! i yell at everyone else when they make dick jokes! i don't even like dicks!
but there was a running gag over how heidi told her boss that her friend was letting her get married on her [deck] but accidentally spelled "dick" and he said "well it better be a big dick" or something stupid har har like that and i was really drunk to stave off a fourth weepy panic attack after i'd finally composed myself so while heidi was being sappy and thanking kimberly for letting us into her home and her family and her life i said "and on your dick"
and now that's his entire impression of me cries a lil
